What do you do all day?

A man came home from work and found his three children
outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.


The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.


In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and Various items
of clothing.


In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a
small pile of sand was spread by the back door.


He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.


He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way outthe bathroom door.


As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.


As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up athim, smiled, and asked how his day went.


He looked at her
bewildered and asked, "What Happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?"

"Yes," was his incredulous reply she answered, "Well, today I didn't do it.

Spring time fun

Yesterday Kaleb had a friend over and they had a swim party.

The Cat House

So this past week, I have decided to go on a field trip with the children I watch and Kaleb. I found out that there is an Exotic Feline Conservation center just an hour away from where we live. It was great! We saw Leopards, Jaguars, Peacocks, Bobcats, and so many others.

Easter

Easter was great! Spring was definitely in the air. We went to church in the morning, and had a family picnic in the late afternoon. It is always so nice to see family, and having everyone happy. I am grateful for the true meaning of Easter. And how much the Savior has done for me. enjoy the pictures!



Saturday morning Kaleb went to see the Easter Bunny he absolutely
loved him and didn't want to leave.



Kaleb dressed up for Church Easter Sunday, he got the basket
from Nursery and wouldn't let go of it.


Me, my mom , and my sister



Kaleb, Daddy and grandpa playing with the airplane.

LA Zoo

A few weekends ago we went to the LA Zoo. We had a blast. Kaleb enjoyed seeing all the animals, and it's especially nice when the weather is perfect.

Some things you didn't know

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The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute for



blood plasma.

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No piece of paper can be folded in half



more than seven [7] times.

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Donkeys kill more people annually



than plane crashes.

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You burn more calories sleeping



than you do watching television.

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Oak trees do not produce acorns



until they are 50 years of age or older.

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The first product to have a bar code



was Wrigley's gum.

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The King of Hearts is the only king



without a moustache.

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one olive



from each salad served in first-class.

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.



[since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!]


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Apples, not caffeine,



are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

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Most dust particles in your house are made from



DEAD SKiN!

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.



So did the first "Marlboro Man".

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Walt Disney was afraid



OF MiCE!

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PEARLS MELT



iN ViNEGAR!

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The three most valuable brand names on earth:

Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...



But, not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo,



& no one knows why.

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six [6] feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.



[i keep my toothbrush in the living room now!]

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Richard Millhouse Nixon



was the first U.S. President
whose name contains all the letters
from the word "criminal".

The second?
William Jefferson Clinton



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Turtles can breathe through their butts.



[i know some humans that do this!]

Weather

I just wanted to comment on how Beautiful our weather has been these past few days!
I love it! Spring is in the air!