Thursday, December 20, 2007

Funny Quotes

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the heck happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies. (Unknown)

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)-


I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited- If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine-

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